Halloween is cool, but nothing is more spooky than my past choices in men. 👻
Some things are scarier than ghosts, haunted houses, and horror movies… like your dating history.
This cozy embroidered crewneck features one of our favorite painfully relatable quotes, stitched directly onto the sweatshirt for a clean, elevated finish. Perfect for spooky season, your annual rewatch of every Halloween movie, pumpkin-picking, or simply reminding everyone that you've already survived much scarier things.
MATERIAL: -I use Gildan and Jerseys as our blanks, I may sometimes use a different brand (more premium) if the color purchased isn't available. Gildan Heavy Blend and Jersey NU Blend are 50/50 polyester and cotton.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS: -Machine wash warm, inside out (to protect the embroidery), with like colors. Tumble dry-low. Medium iron. Do not iron decoration. Do not dry clean.
